This morning we went to the playground where young Thumper met the "Scabby Guttersnipes" (as anniemcq called them) , and I thought...

In 1974, I had a Fisher Price Joey Lapsitter . I loved him beyond his ability to endure it, and so eventually I got another one. I named him...

I've taken to painting a double coat of stinging Nu Skin Liquid Bandage onto my right nipple before a workout to keep it from being san...

I met a giant at the circus last night. If his back had been straight, he might have been close to 8 feet tall, but he was a little hunched...

ME: Hey, I'm under 260! WEIGHT WATCHERS: That's great! Now you get less food, and your exercise doesn't count for as much! Con...

I didn't think I'd like Hank Wesselman's Spiritwalker: Messages from the Future . Mom loaned it to me with very little comment,...

Abuh - button. Ba - bath. Badu - bottle. Bah - bottle. Ball - ball. Bay - bear. Bee - bee. Beebee - baby. Bej - badge. Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...