Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Three Undignified Sentences

I've taken to painting a double coat of stinging Nu Skin Liquid Bandage onto my right nipple before a workout to keep it from being sanded off by the fabric of my shirt as I jog. Only the right, not the left, is abraded, and I cannot fathom the physics of this exclusivity. Painting one's nipple strikes me as an undignified sort of activity.

4 comments:

Living In a Girl's World said...

Undignified or not, evolution hasn't taken place yet for those to disappear on men, so paint away!

suttonhoo said...

but it makes for good copy.

I, Rodius said...

Thanks! I wonder if I can sell it to the Nu Skin folk.

anniemcq said...

Fine. Just don't get carried away, okay?

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