Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Three Undignified Sentences
I've taken to painting a double coat of stinging Nu Skin Liquid Bandage onto my right nipple before a workout to keep it from being sanded off by the fabric of my shirt as I jog. Only the right, not the left, is abraded, and I cannot fathom the physics of this exclusivity. Painting one's nipple strikes me as an undignified sort of activity.
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Undignified or not, evolution hasn't taken place yet for those to disappear on men, so paint away!
but it makes for good copy.
Thanks! I wonder if I can sell it to the Nu Skin folk.
Fine. Just don't get carried away, okay?
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