I'd Like to Thank the Academy

Yesterday at lunch, I was awarded the "Good Dad Award" by the members of the Academy of Three Lawerish Ladies with Travel Books on Their Table at Koriente ("ATLLTBTTK"). First, I'd like to thank the members of the Academy. I'd also like to thank my beautiful wife, Mrs. Rodius; she really deserves all of the credit for bringing our perfect child into the world. I never could have done it without her. And special thanks to Big Brother for being late to lunch; it gave Thumper that little bit of extra time to flirt with the members of the Academy before they voted; that kind of lobbying never hurts. I think what really pushed me over the top, though, was asking the staff for hot water to warm the baby's bottle. When you get into the business, you never dream of winning accolades like this, but the recognition really means a lot. Thank you.