Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Mine Doesn't Wink

I dreamt last night that I was delivering babies. Well, I wasn't so much delivering them as catching them as they fell. As soon as I got the goo wiped off, I had to turn around to catch the next one. I was getting behind, so I shoved one into my desk drawer thinking that when I caught up, I'd come back and clean that one. I forgot about it, though, and when I remembered in a panic that it was still there, I was sure that it would be dead. It wasn't. When I opened the drawer, it looked calmly at me. Then its already-formed belly button winked at me.
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