Sitting Bull

Thumper sat himself up today! I don't know how he did it, because I was... uh... Well, I was trying to beat Mrs. Rodius' score at Soda Pipes while he scooted around on the living room floor and played. There, I said it. I was playing Soda Pipes. But when I looked around, there he was, sitting up and smiling at me. On the hard tile of the entryway. Where if he'd fallen backwards, he would have cracked his skull and died. Because I wasn't watching. Lord, I'm a horrible father. But at least I have the bottom two scores on Arcade Mode now. Hee hee!