WINDOWS: Uh oh, you don't have all the updates you should.
RODIUS: I thought that's why I told you to do your endless updates automatically, so we wouldn't have to have this conversation several times a week.
WINDOWS: Click here!
RODIUS: Whatever. [Clicking] Is there any chance we can skip all the steps and just go to the big OK button at the end?
WINDOWS: Oh, wait. You don't have this other thing you need. You'll have to install it first. Click here!
RODIUS: [Clicking]
WINDOWS: OK, great! Now we're ready to go. Click here!
RODIUS: [Clicking]
WINDOWS: Hey, you know what you need? Service Pack 3. It's great. It's got security updates! Click here!
RODIUS: You do see how this might be a little annoying, right?
WINDOWS: It's good for you! You need it, I promise! Click here! You might want to backup your system first, though.
RODIUS: Uh, why? You're going to do it to me again, aren't you?
WINDOWS: No, no. It's just good policy. Click here!
RODIUS: [Clicking]
WINDOWS: Oh geez. Sorry. Can't restart. You really should have backed up. But you've got to admit: you're much safer this way.
RODIUS: ...
WINDOWS: Probably something wrong with your hardware or network settings. Click here to try the last known working configuration.
RODIUS: [Clicking]
WINDOWS: Uh, nope! Probably something wrong with your hardware or network settings. Safe mode'll lick it! You'll see!
RODIUS: [Clicking]
WINDOWS: See, told ya!
RODIUS: [Uninstalling Service Pack 3]
WINDOWS: I wouldn't do that. It's got security updates!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
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It's got a very Godot-like quality to it. I like it!
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